Happy Birthday Jared Padalecki! - (July 19th, 1982)

hex-girlfriend:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

i only wish this was longer

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

I’M SO FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW YOU’RE ALL PISSING ME OFF

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school